rabbits and gifts

...two thoughts

1) I am now convinced that rabbits are put on this earth to have their fur dyed attractive colors and then be used to keep me warm during cold weather. I am busy lusting after a rabbit-fur collared and lined Dana Buchman trenchcoat at TJ Maxx. I will not buy it because it is too expensive. It does not make me lust after it less, though.

2) On the lusting after thought, I would like the following things for Christmas:

• A new firm full-sized mattress. Mine has pixie-shaped indentations on all four sleeping surfaces, which does not lead to a comfortable night's rest. This is my dream bed.
  
• Swiss Colony Fruitcake. Preferably the Christmas model. And in the largest size possible. However, the Fruitcake Medley is nice, too.
• New Shearling Slippers. (Ahem, mom.)
• Highest priority things off the Amazon wishlist. Although, anything off the wishlist is pretty cool.
• The new Depeche Mode CD.
  
• TJ Maxx or Marshalls giftcards.
• Money.
• Whatever else you think is appropriate.