i'm so immature

Following a misleading link from a shelter magazine's email newsletter, I found myself at a search engine page full of links to information about curtains.

Just because I could, I typed "penis" into the query box, and hit enter, which yielded many things, like say 20 advertised listings that included the following, courtesy of Ads by google:

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Okay, I could have absolutely predicted that. Online ads about enlargement, drugs, porn, etc.? Totally expected.

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Over 1-million articles? Wow. And of course, one of them being an extremely informative, very straight-forward article about the penis, including pictures, diagrams, and a link to the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which is, as you may have guessed, a museum solely dedicated to the study and education about, and I'm borrowing a colorful colloquialism from dooce's youth, Wee Waw.

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A search engine directing me to another search engine? Sure, I'll believe that.

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Yeah, I believe it's referred to as going out to a club.

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Okay, I totally smirked at that one.

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Search local business listings for penis in your area. Find the right business near you!

That one made me snort. And then snort again. And then probably smirk. But then I lived next door to Touch of Mink for 6 years, so it's an automatic response.

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Presumably, penis would fall under the "and more" category.

Although it is probably an accidental hold-over from the original "curtain" listing, it is clearly my favorite listing from the search.