It's like tragic, soap opera porn.
Mostly it's people looking for one-nighters or to indulge some sort of fantasy that clearly isn't being met by their regular sexual outlet. Lots of guys looking to give or receive oral with some lucky lady, some jungle fever itches that need scratched, chubby chasers looking for love, etc.
But sometimes it's just so inconceivably goofy, that I can barely contain my perverse glee at reading the delightful offerings. Long, detailed descriptions of scenarios people want to act out, bizarre listings for things like free housecleaning services when all the guy really wants is to wear your bra and panties and have you boss him around while he rearranges your closets for you, or even fiction and poetry:
"One cum, two cum, three cum, fourPlus, there are even DIRTY PICTURES!
That’s what I need from my dirty little whore
Gagging your face and pounding your ass
To the outside world you had so much class
"Don’t think that we’re finished, oh we are not done
The cuddling, the kissing, the gentler fun
All this and more is yours to acquire
When to be my submissive is what you desire"
1 comment:
OMG! Me, too! While I don't look for sex (I'm happily taken and don't cheat. Honestly, jacking off is more satisfying than a total stranger. And the boy I have sex with slash date is a hottie), I am often quite amused!
And, yeah. The dirty pictures are fun, too.
~ Anonymous Swiss Army Boy
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