gracious...

...i've seen it all

10.13.05

I believe that I have pretty much seen it all, as of earlier this afternoon.

Whilst channel surfing (surfing, hah!), I happened upon an episode of Batman (the live action dumbass version) that I had not previously seen.

Wherein, Batman and The Joker had a surf-off.

A surf-off replete with personalized long boards (Batman's was yellow with a black bat logo, and Joker's was green with a image of his face at the top) and associated surfing gear.

Such as the brightly-colored, wildly-patterned surf shorts they were wearing OVER their regular costumes/finery...

Batman's yellow and black long shorts over his gray and black costume, the yellow utility belt fashionably worn over the waistband of the shorts, and Joker's green and black pair, making a striking contrast to his lovely magenta suit.

Because I can't get the images out of my head. They weren't bright enough to permanently burn into my retinas, but damned near close.

I know I'm going to have a disturbing dream about this.

I just do.