who the hell knows?

...i'm perplexed

I don't understand Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo.

Seriously.

What the fuck is it, and why is it on Cartoon Network?

Trigun makes more sense, and that's saying a hell of a lot.

Anime News Network's summary of the show is this:

"Bo Bobo is a man with the incredible power of hearing the voices of hair and using his own to fight. He uses his power to fight off the Margarita Empire and all of EmperorTsuru Tsuruiina's minions who are stealing the hair off of anyone they find to power up their emperor."

Apparently his nose-hair figures largely into his combat style.

Yes, I said nose-hair.

Nose-hair is his weapon of choice.

I used to work with someone that swore she wasn't a hairdresser, but was instead able to "channel the hair," and then cut it however it was supposed to be cut, as per the hair's pychic instruction.

She also believed that in a past life she was a demi-human slave girl on Atlantis, and that she taught music to some sort of patrician's lovely children. Apparently, Atlantis went down because of volcanic action. I know this because she remembers it happening.

But then you have to remember that she was a staunch vegan, on her way to becoming a fruitarian (you only eat that which did not die in order to be eaten. Wild rice? okay. Wheat? bad. Apple and orange good. Carrot and potato bad. Etcetera.), with the ultimate goal of subsiting only on water and air. Like the yogis or something.

But she didn't use her nose-hairs for anything but their intended filtration purposes.

Jesus, I know a hell of a lot of nutjobs. They're everywhere.

Yes, pot kettle, kettle pot.

I know.

But still.