Sunday, October 16, 2005

rcn isn't so yummylicious


...or something like that.
10.16.05
You know, if you're going to change the cable channel line up, you shouldn't mysteriously give me free pay-per-view, the movie channel, cinemax, encore, and whatnot, and then mysteriously whisk them away at like 10:15pm, the same evening.

Because some of us were watching The Punisher for the first and probably only time, because Thomas Jane is the Christopher Lambert for the 21st Century*, and we're all secretly Christopher Lambert fangirls/boys. And right when it was getting to the final punishing bits, like the last 5 minutes or so, it went all squigglevision. So, I was forced to watch/listen to the ending of the movie like it was scrambled porn.

Which made my head hurt.

Incidentally, if you're going to take away 5 more of the channels in my cable lineup, in addition to the 5 or 6 you've already snatched away, my bill should be shrinking accordingly. I now lack MTV, VH1 & BET, as well as some old timey movie channels. Not that I used them much, but it was nice to know that I could watch Soul Train or Punk'd if I really wanted to at some point in my life.
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*Plus, Mr. Jane was cut like crystal in this movie, and he was shirtless a lot. Which is yummylicious. I like the muscular divets around the hipbones that only occur when you are buff. Then can make me even forgive a moderately furry chest.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Apparently, in the initial jumble, the channel that once hosted The Brown Nun (or whatever she's called -- you know of whom i speak) was switched to hardcore porn. Which was made available to a bunch of people. Which probably shocked some people's knickers.

Anonymous said...

mmmmmm furry chest