- ...i miss the titty polka*
06.08.05
This is one of the mutitude of reasons that I miss Dana J. Robinson.
And this is, too.
Plus, she smelled nice and went to strip clubs with me.
I don't have anyone to get boob-slapped and lap-danced with anymore.
I miss that.
I can't imagine Tifling hitting Pole Katz with me any time soon. And maybe Meredith might be up to the task, but she's kinda growing up these days, so you never know. She gardens now.
Thank the Lord that HBO regularly runs reality shows about strippers, porn stars, and practioners of deviant sexual activities. It's not quite the same, but still. It makes me misty.
..........
*We Like to Party by the Vengaboys.
1 comment:
i went to a strip club out here recently called 'silver reign' and it did not rule. in fact, i talked with a heavy heart about the days of yore with you and the rest of the kids while i drank my diet coke because it was a full nude bar and i guess you can't drink in such establishments. a shame, too, because i never want to be that close to someone else's vagina without at least a little alcohol coursing through my veins.
xoxo!
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