...and i can't go
07.12.05
I got this in my email, and I can't go because I am in Chicago, but if any of y'all have the chance to roller skate with the Dresden Dolls, I highly recommend it.
Someone(s) should definitely go, and then tell me all about how fricking cool it was, and how they made new friends and it changed their lives.
If only because Amanda and Brian were so gracious, sweet and polite after the nin show. And it's for charity.
Or because I said so, and you want to do what I command because I am persnickety and you do not want to incur my wrath, which is mighty.
Plus, Amanda doesn't shave her armpits, so if you're into the furry* type of ladies, this is the scene for you. And if that sort of thing puts you off and makes you not want to go, the likelihood of her forcing you to get all up in her hairy armpits is very very low. Unless you ask nicely.
Did I mention it's for charity?
..........
*And when I say furry, I mean covered with fur. I do not mean furry in the creepy zoo-porn, dressing up like stuffed animals sort of way.
I got this in my email, and I can't go because I am in Chicago, but if any of y'all have the chance to roller skate with the Dresden Dolls, I highly recommend it.
Someone(s) should definitely go, and then tell me all about how fricking cool it was, and how they made new friends and it changed their lives.
If only because Amanda and Brian were so gracious, sweet and polite after the nin show. And it's for charity.
Or because I said so, and you want to do what I command because I am persnickety and you do not want to incur my wrath, which is mighty.
Plus, Amanda doesn't shave her armpits, so if you're into the furry* type of ladies, this is the scene for you. And if that sort of thing puts you off and makes you not want to go, the likelihood of her forcing you to get all up in her hairy armpits is very very low. Unless you ask nicely.
Did I mention it's for charity?
..........
*And when I say furry, I mean covered with fur. I do not mean furry in the creepy zoo-porn, dressing up like stuffed animals sort of way.
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